Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Here's Another Reminder
Your annoying brat is only precious to you and your immediate family. To everyone else he is a messy, rude, useless insolent twerp. Keep your kids on a leash. I would rather have dogs roam free in public than kids. Dogs are way more pleasant with the exception of poodles, terriers, and pitbulls.
posted by Jakester 4:28 AM
More Contemptible Concepts: Handicapped Parking
It seems that every third space is now some handicapped space. Truth be said, about 80% of them are at most disabled by lazy fatness. Even someone with a mental disability or just HIV can get a plate. The bar is set so low these days. All it does is encourage people to hype any potential disability in order to not only get plates but cash in on lucrative social welfare freebie programs. Like those so called parents who get their brats on psych med so they can con Social Security Disability payments. Don't mind that those drugs may screw your brat's head up, some BS shrink who goes on expensive drug company sponsored junkets will prescribe them for your kid.
posted by Jakester 4:25 AM
Monday, March 21, 2011
More Annoying Things: Automatic Lights
In concept it isn't such a bad idea to have some of those automatic lights that light up when something moves in front of its sensor. But leave it to the usual mindless assholes who leave them set too high so that a car or someone walking in the road, not on their property, causes the light to turn on. Even more contemptible are the brainless vermin who put them near a flag or some easily swayed branch so a breeze will guarantee their stupid floodlight goes on and off all night.
posted by Jakester 10:34 PM
Ugliness of Sight and Sound
Now that spring is poking back in, more scumbags will be out on their Harleys being self centered obnoxious assholes annoying everyone else with their loud exhausts. This is the kind of mental midgetry that makes me think they really are savages.
Then there are the tattoo dirtbags. It is one thing for some lowlife to deface someone elses building with spray paint and his tacky ghetto graffiti, but when some mindless loser pays some creep 1000s of dollars to deface his own body, that is true sickness. Sorry, but your demons, dragons, voluptuous big breasted girls are plain trash. Then you have some more "intellectual" types who get Chinese or Japanese ideograms tattooed to their neck. Chances are they translate to something like "ignorant asshole with stupid words on his neck". Okay, at least tattoos don't annoy me like the scum on bikes, but they are eye pollution never the less. What is wrong with these people, they seem to have the tackiest of values, white trash chic.
posted by Jakester 8:57 PM
More Pet Peeves
Douchebags who wear shorts all the time. Really, it is the dead of winter and these overgrown 5 year olds go around in shorts all year round. When it is hot, that is a great idea but when it is snowy, you just look like a mindless jerkwad. It is even worse than the douchebags who don't believe in socks and wear loafers.Labels: shorts
posted by Jakester 8:04 PM
You can judge a lot about a person..
By the way they park their car. Like the totally inconsiderate wasteful assholes who park at the local shopping plaza in the fire lane and sit there with the engines running. Or when I look out the window at the full serve gas station across the street and the same sort of shitbags come in for gas, and not only won't they turn their engines off like they are supposed to do, but they leave the tranny in Drive and just hold the car still with the brake. Of course, the low grade cretins who work there are too stupid and lame to say anything about it. (They are the same types who when they get a chance to work on a car in the bay, don't even bother to hook up an exhaust hose while running the car indoors.) But if it was me, I'd spray them with gas then set the car alight.
posted by Jakester 6:18 PM
Things I hate about Walmart.
Stupid double sliding doors where BOTH sets open when you walk towards just one of them. Of course, the incompetent slobs who installed and maintained them couldn't be bothered to get that right. Then they put a heater blowing hot air right above the door so more energy can be wasted.
Fat whales who get the handicapped space due to their excessive laziness and gluttony, then Walmarts lets them use electric carts so that fat slugs can grab more crummy fatty food easier. In reality those land manatees should be forced to park a half mile away then push a cart laden with reinforced concrete and lead shot blocks in it.
Those handicapped spaces that takes up 8 normal ones
Thousands of Walmart drones on the floor but only one or two checkout lanes open.
Lazy wasteful scumbags who illegally park their crummy cars in the fire lanes in front, with the engines idling, instead of parking it since they are too low class, selfish, lazy and brainless. And of course, the store lets those low class piles of crap get away with it, because Walmarts is for, of and about low class piles of trash.
posted by Jakester 5:49 PM
