Friday, February 10, 2012
Another annoying and stupid trend these days is the dbs trying to be all chic and using decimal points in phone numbers and dates. This is done by people who are so stupid and lame with Math or even basic measurements that they couldn't tell you how many meters are in a kilometer, like 1000 kilo = 1000?
So they write a nice thing like a phone number 518-557-7878 as 518.557.7878 I mean with the dashes you know right away it is a phone number. With decimal points what is it, an IP address, number Eurotrash style with periods instead of commas? Or dates say 2/10/2012 will be douche written as 2.10.
2012 but if you really want to go all Eurotrash, you would have to write it as 10.2.2012 or d.m.y. Just an annoying trend you find amongst ignoramuses trying to look all cool and sophisto.
posted by Jakester 4:08 AM
Tuesday, November 08, 2011
Outdoor Ethos
I went out bird hunting the other day. Some farm that I had permission to go, but an area rapidly being over run by suburban sprawl. So I carefully drove my little Jap car on the machine tract to get to his fields. So I get to my spot by the edge of the field. But I can see about a quarter mile away two douchebags on 4 wheelers doing their thing. But I could've heard them 5 miles away they were so loud. It is always the same with these outdoor motorsport types. They "love" nature as they take their shitty, loud, 2 stroke oil burning pollution rigs out in the wilds so they can be all free & stuff. Hey one doesn't have to be a purist about nature, but at least have something clean and quiet and show some respect for land and other people. But those kind of sports attract schmucks, while claiming otherwise, who are crude creeps and don't care about all the pollution as well as their ruts and erosion they cause on the ATVs & 4 wheelers.
posted by Jakester 3:14 AM
Saturday, September 03, 2011
Original Stupid Fashions, Baseball Cap on Backwards
Okay, wearing a baseball cap backwards is probably not one of the first idiot lowlife mass fashions, Just look at all the 50s jerks with leather jackets and t shirt sleeves rolled with a pack of smokes. But it is something that is definitive. Okay, it is not as bad as covering your body with expensive ugly permanent graffiti or making your earlobes into basketball hoops. I mean, all you have to do is just turn it the right way so the brim keeps the sun out of your eyes.
So today I see this moke walk in, cap backwards stupid style. He is also a circus sideshow freak of piercings and tattoos. Then, when he opened his mouth, you really could see what a complete idiot he was. Perfect symmetry
posted by Jakester 4:58 PM
Saturday, August 20, 2011
More Walmart Tackiness
Where else but Walmarts? Saw this young guy with basketball hoop earlobes and a starter set of body graffiti topped with permed and dyed hair. Overhearing him talk to his friend about how he is now a body graffiti promulgator, aka a tattoo artist. For now he is working for someone else but soon he wants to open his own bs body graffiti shop. He is taking business courses at the local community college. Sad, he didn't seem like he was totally braindead and ignorant, so why is he pursuing such a bs trade? Later saw him out at his car, a GMC Suburban with a mix of right wing and heavy Xtreme type bumper sticker with all sort of bumper push guards and lights all squeaky clean unscratched. But to his credit, it looked more like his father's car than his. But tackiness is a family disease.
posted by Jakester 9:29 PM
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
More Wasteful Idiocy
In this club I belong to, the old farts sit around drinking cheap beer and smoking cheap cigars in the clubhouse, OK, so be it. But all the windows are shuttered, not just closed, while they smoke. So instead of opening the windows and putting some screen doors on the doorways, they sit there with the a/c running in 75F of shade and make the whole old building reek of cheap smoke. Is that sick? It is like all those auto repair shops I used to work in where the malevolent morons would SEAL THE WINDOWS SHUT, RUN CARS WITHOUT HOSES on the tail pipes. I mean, some of these people owned the place, you'd think you would want to save your lungs? Personally, I would do as much work as possible outside even if it was only 40F, the fresh air and sunlight was far superior to some skanky, dark unhealthy shop. But today's proletarian moron can't be bothered to even look after his health or be the slightest bit efficient. Let's just outsource everything to the Asians.
posted by Jakester 3:31 PM
I am really getting fed up
With the usual tattooed arseheads on their crummy loud Harleys "proclaiming" their freedom to be tasteless scumbags. This summer has been a bumper crop of those bogus assholes all over the north east making sure that even in the great outdoors of the Green and Adirondack Mountains, you can't get away from those obnoxious and malevolent cretins!Labels: Harley, loud, scumbag, tattoo
posted by Jakester 3:25 PM
Friday, May 20, 2011
Same old Walmart Rant
Okay, you know I was there last night. Well I did my best just to walk towards one set of those fucking useless sliding double doors, but as expected, BOTH sets of doors opened up. What a fucking contemptible waste. Some worthless scumbags really needs to have their worthless heads beaten in with a sledge hammer like the zombies they are. Don't do the job right, just be sloppy and wasteful. Millions of morons on the floor of Walmarts at night, but only one check out is open, fuck you all!
posted by Jakester 12:44 AM
Trifecta of Scumbaggery
At Walmarts, where else? Walmarts has those contemptible handicapped, or mentally crippled, spaces that takes up 8 normal ones. Well last night there was this big full sized Cadillac parked there, with a Harley sticker on the rear windshield. What a statement of wasteful mediocrity. I mean are you so lazy, weak and lame that you need a handicapped space yet you still have to proclaim your tastelessness and lack of class with a Harley lowlife motorcycle sticker?
Reminds me of the null-brains up the street from me with a driveway full of big GM piece of shit vehicles, including two Caddies, a full sized 4WD pick up and a snowmobile trailer. They just painted their mailbox in Italy's tricolors. Way to celebrate your stupidity, crass materialism and wastefulness in a bold fashion statememt.
posted by Jakester 12:38 AM
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
It's Getting Warm
and that means the mindless dirtbags are out in force on their loud Harleys reminding us what inconsiderate, low class assholes they are. Yet they act like they are some endangered species or some children that need to be watched out for as if they can only ride around on those ugly loud bikes.
Then my ever present bugbears, the assholes who leave their cars idling no matter what. Who just can't seem to park their and box shut off their fucking engine. Like it is about 70 and these douchebags are idling out in front of the Chinese food slop house, engines running, a/c on, at night of course. God, I wish I had a WP grenade to toss into their car. Or at least 20 cars in the Shitdonald's drive through when less than 4 were in line inside as I walked by one of their slop stations yesterday. I mean they could prolly get their slop in 1/3 the time if they got out of their shit boxes and walked about 36'. Meanwhile down the road, gas is selling for $4.03 a gallon, admittedly a high price station but puhleeze.
posted by Jakester 1:09 AM
