Saturday, February 16, 2013
Local Businesses Suck Around Herebecause they are run by local assholes who don't give a shit about accommodating their customers in the least. I realize the auto junk business is about as un-boutique as possible, but these local country losers set a new low standard for that business. They don't even have a proper parking area for customers, one has to back out of their place on a busy state highway. Then even on foot you have to snake around wrecks just to find their shitty office in the back. I offered to buy some parts off of an old wreck that were the kind that normally don't get sold, and these guys are so fucking incredibly lazy and indifferent, I mean, for 10 minutes of their time, they could make an easy $100. No wonder why they are so poor, they just don't know or care to run a business properly.
posted by Jakester 7:08 PM
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Another thing that irks mepeople who have answering machines or voice mail but are too lazy or dehumanized to change the stock default robot talk message. Why not say something in your own voice identifying you by at least your first name and be halfway polite and friendly? Do you enjoy being that tacky and slothful?
posted by Jakester 9:12 PM
More Things I Hate: Automatic Flood LightsThe ones that some inconsiderate and/or brainless asshole puts on his property that is triggered every time someone walks or drives by on the road in front.I can't think of anything more rude, wasteful and inconsiderate.
posted by Jakester 9:09 PM
More Tattoo AttitudeWent into some local bicycle shop to check out some bicycles. I was "greeted" by some arrogant asshole who seemed utterly unconcerned with even going through the motions of trying to sell me anything or being the least bit cordial or friendly. Natch, his body was scarred by all his tacky body graffiti aka tattoos. Obviously he was just too cool to deal with a yokel like me.
posted by Jakester 9:07 PM
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Update on the Outdoor EthosRemember those assholes on their four wheelers spreading noise, erosion and pollution into our great outdoors from last fall? Well I got to meet those scumbags a couple months ago in person. I went back to that same farm, but went right into the gravel pit and parked, Was going to do some small game hunting so I had the bolt action .22 with me but left the shotgun in the car. So I shot off a clip into the gravel of the sand pit then climbed the hill to the ridgeline. Well those two asswipes on their machines come into the pit and I was on the top of the lip looking down, gun slung over my shoulder unloaded. Well they horse around a while trying to climb the pit's wall then give up. Then the lead shithead rides his ATV up the machine track to where I was then starts giving me all this grief, as if he owned the land. I said I had permission, that our club had an arrangement with the farmer who owned the place but the Troylet just starts getting more belligerent and unreasonable. I felt like a real wimp backing down but all I had was that stupid little .22, even then, I don't need any trouble pointing guns at anyone short of life and death so I backed off as this shithead was literally going bananas over nothing. I mean I had stopped shooting when they were a half mile off and the only shooting I did was some .22 standard loads, not a big deal when there was all sorts of higher powered center fire brass laying all around the floor of the pit from other shooters. Fuck almost wish I did have the shotgun and blasted the two scumbags. Then there would be two less brainless assholes taking up space.
posted by Jakester 2:53 AM
Summer is Coming, the Assholes are BackYup all the macho bs scumbags on their ugly loud Harleys are back for another season. They are showing just how cool and independent they are by ruining it all for the rest of us with their loud, oversized POS American shitebikes. Can't get away from them. What really annoys me is that for all their BS swagger, they drive like old ladies in big Buicks. Hey Harley heads, if no one has told you lately, you all suck, low class scumbags!
posted by Jakester 2:38 AM
Friday, February 10, 2012
Another annoying and stupid trend these days is the dbs trying to be all chic and using decimal points in phone numbers and dates. This is done by people who are so stupid and lame with Math or even basic measurements that they couldn't tell you how many meters are in a kilometer, like 1000 kilo = 1000?
So they write a nice thing like a phone number 518-557-7878 as 518.557.7878 I mean with the dashes you know right away it is a phone number. With decimal points what is it, an IP address, number Eurotrash style with periods instead of commas? Or dates say 2/10/2012 will be douche written as 2.10.
2012 but if you really want to go all Eurotrash, you would have to write it as 10.2.2012 or d.m.y. Just an annoying trend you find amongst ignoramuses trying to look all cool and sophisto.
posted by Jakester 4:08 AM
Tuesday, November 08, 2011
Outdoor EthosI went out bird hunting the other day. Some farm that I had permission to go, but an area rapidly being over run by suburban sprawl. So I carefully drove my little Jap car on the machine tract to get to his fields. So I get to my spot by the edge of the field. But I can see about a quarter mile away two douchebags on 4 wheelers doing their thing. But I could've heard them 5 miles away they were so loud. It is always the same with these outdoor motorsport types. They "love" nature as they take their shitty, loud, 2 stroke oil burning pollution rigs out in the wilds so they can be all free & stuff. Hey one doesn't have to be a purist about nature, but at least have something clean and quiet and show some respect for land and other people. But those kind of sports attract schmucks, while claiming otherwise, who are crude creeps and don't care about all the pollution as well as their ruts and erosion they cause on the ATVs & 4 wheelers.
posted by Jakester 3:14 AM
Saturday, September 03, 2011
Original Stupid Fashions, Baseball Cap on BackwardsOkay, wearing a baseball cap backwards is probably not one of the first idiot lowlife mass fashions, Just look at all the 50s jerks with leather jackets and t shirt sleeves rolled with a pack of smokes. But it is something that is definitive. Okay, it is not as bad as covering your body with expensive ugly permanent graffiti or making your earlobes into basketball hoops. I mean, all you have to do is just turn it the right way so the brim keeps the sun out of your eyes.
So today I see this moke walk in, cap backwards stupid style. He is also a circus sideshow freak of piercings and tattoos. Then, when he opened his mouth, you really could see what a complete idiot he was. Perfect symmetry
posted by Jakester 4:58 PM
Saturday, August 20, 2011
More Walmart TackinessWhere else but Walmarts? Saw this young guy with basketball hoop earlobes and a starter set of body graffiti topped with permed and dyed hair. Overhearing him talk to his friend about how he is now a body graffiti promulgator, aka a tattoo artist. For now he is working for someone else but soon he wants to open his own bs body graffiti shop. He is taking business courses at the local community college. Sad, he didn't seem like he was totally braindead and ignorant, so why is he pursuing such a bs trade? Later saw him out at his car, a GMC Suburban with a mix of right wing and heavy Xtreme type bumper sticker with all sort of bumper push guards and lights all squeaky clean unscratched. But to his credit, it looked more like his father's car than his. But tackiness is a family disease.
posted by Jakester 9:29 PM