Friday, May 20, 2011
Same old Walmart Rant
Okay, you know I was there last night. Well I did my best just to walk towards one set of those fucking useless sliding double doors, but as expected, BOTH sets of doors opened up. What a fucking contemptible waste. Some worthless scumbags really needs to have their worthless heads beaten in with a sledge hammer like the zombies they are. Don't do the job right, just be sloppy and wasteful. Millions of morons on the floor of Walmarts at night, but only one check out is open, fuck you all!
posted by Jakester 12:44 AM
Trifecta of Scumbaggery
At Walmarts, where else? Walmarts has those contemptible handicapped, or mentally crippled, spaces that takes up 8 normal ones. Well last night there was this big full sized Cadillac parked there, with a Harley sticker on the rear windshield. What a statement of wasteful mediocrity. I mean are you so lazy, weak and lame that you need a handicapped space yet you still have to proclaim your tastelessness and lack of class with a Harley lowlife motorcycle sticker?
Reminds me of the null-brains up the street from me with a driveway full of big GM piece of shit vehicles, including two Caddies, a full sized 4WD pick up and a snowmobile trailer. They just painted their mailbox in Italy's tricolors. Way to celebrate your stupidity, crass materialism and wastefulness in a bold fashion statememt.
posted by Jakester 12:38 AM
